LEWINSKY VIRUS Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. MIKE TYSON VIRUS Quits after one byte OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS Your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb. DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS Deletes all old files. TITANIC VIRUS Your whole computer goes down. DISNEY VIRUS Everything in your computer goes goofy PROZAC VIRUS Screws up your ram, but your processor doesn't care. JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS Only attacks minor files ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back. LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS Turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy. VIAGRA VIRUS Turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive